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Did I post this to tumblr yet? I don’t think so

arrivisting:

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Sorry for the bad quality, but I found this amazing lithograph of a fumbling 1820s medical student attempting to give a gynaecological exam. Her face is priceless.

bikiniarmorbattledamage:

One of these is from satrical RPG parody game,one is a promo for a pornographic parody and one character from an Applibot game.  Applibot claims to make “high quality fantasy” games.

When you’re more ridiculous than ridicule and more porny than porn, it’s time to reconsider your design principles and concept of “high quality”.

- wincenworks

calamity-cain:

nowyoukno:

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reblogging for the Rape Garden that i will now never un-see thanks a lot

(Source: nowyoukno)

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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shouldnt:

that awkward moment when you like the teacher that everyone hates

lildarkvixen:

"you can’t ship that, that character has canon interaction with the opposite sex"

yugichrist:

yugichrist:

(Source: makkochi)

spiritdick:

I want to know why

spiritdick:

I want to know why

(Source: ahlistoquevillero)

thatmoustachetho:

I hope the royal baby goes through an emo phase

fdelopera:

hopsjollyhigh:

alw erik is really mysterious and sexy but leroux erik spends most of his time crying or making puns

Alas, poor Erik… ;)

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sonateharder:

meandthedevilblues:

My response to anything: Listen to a Beethoven piece, he’ll make it all better. 

My response: op.101, always op.101

Nice is different than good.

- Stephen Sondheim, sticking it to the self-proclaimed “nice guys” everywhere. (via aaces-chaarles)

(Source: hueandcaste)

okay but seriously, Schiller looked back on his ode “An die Freude” and tried to sweep it under the rug and called it tasteless

can you imagine if he lived long enough for beethoven’s ninth to premiere

all these crazy musician types suddenly showing up on his doorstep going “omg i love your ode I love your ode, I especially like the ‘oh friends not these tones’ bit, it must feel divine to know you’ll forever be remembered for this work omg i love your ode hey where are you going” and being addressed as “hey aren’t you the one who wrote that ode to joy text-“

and being like “fuck you beethoven, you did this to me”


beethoven like “i came out to have a good time and honestly i’m feeling so attacked right now

by the way i love your ode”

I mean can you imagine how much bitching would have happened between these two if Schiller had lived to see 1824

(foaming and stamping the ground).
(Throws himself on the ground.)
(running up against the wall).
(He rends his garment from top to bottom.)
(Strikes his dagger against a stone till the sparks fly.)
(rushing against an oak)

- Schiller stage directions from a time when people expressed emotion by foaming, stamping on the ground, ripping their clothes off, and, of course, running into trees and walls. (via plinytheyounger)