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disneyforprincesses:

there’s a fandom line and you guys crossed it

disneyforprincesses:

there’s a fandom line and you guys crossed it

plightofthevalkyries:

stoneonahill:

EDEN

perfection

plightofthevalkyries:

stoneonahill:

EDEN

perfection

(Source: mad-inked-gypsy)

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sackville-baggins:

snow white telling it how it is

sackville-baggins:

snow white telling it how it is

the-captains-wife:

dutchster:

worldpeaces:

can we just take a second to realize that there are 14 year olds that weren’t born in the 90’s. just fucking let that sink in.

what the fuck does he want now

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Thats it that’s the single greatest pun on tumblr

girldwarf:

cacheoftheday:

7 Things Women Writers are sick of hearing.

See more here.

"Why is your lead always a girl?"

"Who’s her love interest, then?"

"What kind of young adult do you write?" (I don’t write YA…)

"Oh, you do fantasy? Like Twilight?"

"Women just can’t write men. I mean, men can kind of do both just because it’s been done so much, but women always write men too girly."

"Are you going to hide your name like JK Rowling so you can get published?"

AND THE WORST ONE: Upon hearing my writing group is predominantly women… “Oh, I don’t think that’s for me. I do serious writing.”

the-treble:

totally-stab-caesar:

Just heard on the news a story about a 2-year-old getting mauled by a pit bull. The dog bit the kid on the face and refused to let go, so one of the family members stabbed the dog with a knife, and presumably killed it. They said that the family had raised the dog from puppyhood and it had always seemed like a nice dog. Soooo then how does this happen? Let me guess, the family left the kid unattended with the dog and they did something to irritate the dog so it lashed out. Or perhaps there were adults present but they thought it was cute for the kid to bother the dog so they let it continue. Just a wild guess.

Yeah straight up psychotically aggressive dogs are super rare.

bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

thecutestofthecute:

Sleepy little guy

myfandomsdontallfitinthisurl:

Kids who choose to sit quietly in the back corner of the room by themselves usually have a reason for that and that’s usually because they like to work by themselves and i have never met anyone whose reason is “because I want the teachers to ask me awkward questions and try to get me involved in class”

Overheard between two students

  • First student: "The innocent sleep that knits up the ravelled sleeve of care..."
  • Second student: Wow, what's that from?
  • First student: Shakespeare, but I don't know which one.
  • Second student: William, probably.

aurellharmonics:

augmented-flute:

iamnotavegetable:

Singing famous composers’ names in the style of that composer.

This is amazing.

I love it when this comes on my dash!

I SAW THEM DO THIS LIVE AND IT WAS THE GREATEST THING

skate-high:

I was having a bad day until I randomly got a text from a wrong number with nothing but this picture

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(Source: skate-high)